Disco Riffic

Some Notes:

Disco Riffic(or, as everyone calls him, Riff) is stuck in the 70s. The poor guy can't keep his mind away from it. It's kind of sad, really. Well, at least he made one contribution to society: he taught people not to name their kids 'Disco' or any derivative of said dance style.

He has no weapons, only fringe, cheesy gold medallions and the ability to strut. Not surprisingly, these seem to deter any potential enemies from attacking. Riff also has a pet disco ball whom he takes out for walks often. Passersby can't help but stare at this train wreck.