Da Polar Express (NOTE: No pix!!! Use your imagination!) By Carbon Dioxide Addict ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Megaman 8 Title Screen theme plays >Go to YouTube to listen to it<* It was Christmas Eve at 10 PM, sitting near the Christamss tree. Naruto: It's going to be the best Christmas ever, FTW! Me: You're d**n right it will. =) EVE: I can't wait to get Spice World on DVD! ^_^ Sakura: I can't wait to get the Bratz doll, too! =) Me: I couldn't wait to get the RC John Deere tractor, either! ^_^ Sasuke: I hope I got EVERYTHING like I did on my list. I hope there won't be any bulls**t items: Socks, underwears and other clothes except for cool T-Shirts! >=( WALL-E: *Puts his arm on Sasuke's shoulder* (Calm down, Sasuke. We promise there won't be any boring stuff.) Sasuke: Oh, sorry. =/ WALL-E: (BTW, I hope I got "Hello, Dolly" on DVD to replace the videotape version!) =) M-O: (Well I found a great gift a few days ago; a Dustbuster, but only I could wait 'till tomorrow morning...) =( Naruto: CDA, why you wanted the RC John Deere tractor? Me: 'Cause I found it @ Radio Shack to replace the NERF Vulcan at the mall with my teacher at the mall while waiting to do indoor rock climbing last Friday. Kakashi sensei EXETREMELEY disagreed about that toy gun. I was disappointed. Gosh, it's not fair =P Sakura: Well you've found the John Deere tractor, Carby. Me: Why, yes I did. LMAO =) EVE: Well, it's bedtime. It's getting late. Santa won't come when you're asleep. =/ WALL-E: (She's right. We should go to bed.) Sasuke: *To the ceiling* You saw nothing, "Santy Claus"! LOL! Everybody and I went to bed, before, Sakura pours the glass of milk and puts Oreo cookies on the plate and puts them gently at the coffee table. M-O cleans up the tiny Oreo mess, then they go to bed. It was 1 AM, and suddenly, the rumble grows and grows. We all got up and looks what's outside at the windows. It was...A POLAR EXPRESS (Which is the Acela Express train used by Amtrak)! Naruto: OMG! It's the train! =O Everybody dresses up warmly and runs outside. The train stops and the conductor arrives. Conductor: Hello, kids. WALL-E: (What's this?) Conductor: LOLOLOL! This is the Polar Express! =D / You all are welcome aboard. Me: Wow, this is gonna be amazing! EVE: I never been on the train B-4! =) NOTE: Eve still has that red re-charging cord connected from her upper body to her head since every bedtimes. Naruto: I'm t-t-t-t-t-too exciting!!! ^_^ Conductor: Welcome aboard. *Me and everyone gets on aboard, except for Sasuke* Conductor: Are you coming, kid? Sauke: Maybe...No. Conductor: Suit yourself. *Gets on aboard and waves the flashlight* ALL ABOARD!!!! The Polar Express (the Acela Express Locomotive #2037) starts. Sasuke thoughts and...Changed his mind and quickly gets on before he misses the train. Sasuke: I mean "Yes". =/ Conductor: Okay, son. =) Sasuke looks for his spot, and he sits down by himself. Gaara: Hello, Naruto. Happy holidays. =) Naruto: Why hello, Gaara. It's gonna be the best event ever. =D Everyone including Gaara, Choji, Shikamaru, Tenten, Hinata, Rock Lee, Neji, Ino, Kiba & Akamaru, Shino, etc. had already come aboard before us. The Polar Express passes Wal-Mart. Choji: Hey, look guys! Wal-Mart! =D Everyone goes on the other side for the view of Wal-Mart. 2 Minutes later, the train was about to stop for a passenger: Konohamaru. Conductor: Are you coming: Konohamaru: Not sure... /=( Conductor: Suit yourself, kid. *Gets on aboard and waves the flashlight* ALL ABOARD!!! The train starts and Kono changed his mind like Sasuke and tries to get on but he can't go run as fast as he could. Naruto: *Opens the window* C'mon! Get on! Run! Run! Konohamaru slips on the ice, and I think quickly and activiates the emergency brake. Everyone fell from their seats, unharmed. Also, Rock Lee got hit in the forehead. Ouch. >.< Rock Lee: WTF?! CDA, you n00b, why'd you activate the emergency brake???!!!! D=< Me: Well, I'm sorry I tried to allow that little kid Kono to get aboard. I successfully stopped the train by pulling the emergency brake. The conductor storms all the way to our class car. Conductor: WHAT IN THE NAME OF MIKE--YOU! Why did you pull the emergency brake?! >=( Me: I'm sorry, I...I-- Naruto: He tried to stop this train to allow Konohamaru to get aboard. D= Conductor: In case you didn't know: The emergency brake is used for EMERGENCIES. Is that clear? =( Me: Yes, conductor. A 1,000 apologies. Conductor: I thought so. *Walks to the microphone* Attention, passengers. Who wants refreshments? =) Everybody, including Me: ME! Conductor: Wow, all of them! =D / It's "Hot Chocolate" time!!! ^_^ *"Hot Chocolate" by Tom Hanks (from The Polar Express soundtrack) plays. (Similar to "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer)* Everybody else enjoyed hot chocolate with marshmallows and whipped cream. YUMMY! Naruto: *Wipes the "hot chocolate moustache" off his upper mouth* You know, I think those stuff are Mexican. Conductor: All right passengers. It's ticket time! It was ticket time. Neji was the first. After, it says L and the E. Everybody else gets their tickets punched. Conductor: Ticket please, CDA. I tried the first pocket. Me: *Silently* Crap. Conductor: Try ANOTHER pocket. =/ Me: WTH? I didn't know I have a...Magic ticket? Okay, here it is! Conductor: *Punches my ticket with the B and the E* Thank you. =) Also, when Sakura is about to give Konohamaru a hot chocolate she saved, she forgot about her ticket! Naruto: *Silently and nerved* Oh, s**t! Sakura's ticket! =O I picked up her ticket and tried to go to the other car to give it to her. Also, while preparing to jump to the other car, the wind BLEW THE TICkET AWAY! Me: NO!!!!eleven I tried and tried to catch it, but it's gone for about 3 and the half minutes. Then, I got it, but it got sucked by the sucking vent. i was lucky to have a chance to get it back. Sakura returns to her seat... Conductor: Ticket please. Sakura: What the--? Conductor: Sakura, did you lost your ticket? >=( Sakura: I don't know!!! <=O Me: Here, use my ticket! Conductor: NO! I can't do that! SAKURA, young lady, YOU'RE coming with ME. >=( Sakura: Oh, for f**k's sake! EVE: Oh my, she's gonna get kicked out from the train! D= *Everybody gasped* Shimakaru: OMG! EVE's right! Boy #1: I don't beleive that! Boy #2: Holy s**t on the s**t sandwich! Girl: This never happened IRL! =O Me: I'll get her! >=( Sasuke: Carby, what're you doing? No! I ran to the last car, and told Kono where was Sakura. Me: Kono, where's Sakura? Konohamaru: I don't know... Me: What do you mean you don't know? I notice the shadows at the window. Me: Tender! Konohamaru: What's tender? Me: Nothing! I ran outside, and climbed on the ladder that goes to the top. Me: Wait, conductor, wait! I got her ticket! The conductor was unable to hear me in the distance. The light from his flashlight disappeared but I saw something... It was...A light from a homeless guy's (hobo's) campfire! *I arrived* Hobo: Hello, kid. =) Me: Wow, mister. Why you're on top of this train car? \=| Hobo: LOLOLOLOLOL!!! You don't need to know. Wanna have a warm drink? Me: Sure. I was about to drink the warm drink like he's drinking, but there's small amount of cotton from the socks. Me: *Drinks, then spits in disgust* Aw, sick dude! What kind of the drink is this? Hobo: My own warm drink of course! Me: 'Tis ain't hot chocolate! |=( Hobo: Why did you met me, huh? Me: You see, I was about to give my friend a ticket, but I don't know where she is now. =( Hobo: I think she's right at the front end! =) Me: *GASP* Really? =D / Oh, THX, mister! ^_^ The hobo puts on the ski equipment, and the train goes up the hill. Hobo: Uh-oh, the train's goin' up the hill! The hobo grabs on the thing...I don't know, with his ski pole, and I accidently fell, but I grabbed on the edge! Me: Help! Gemme outta here!!! =O =O =O Hobo: Grab on! I grabbed on the Hobo's ski pole, and the train runs down the hill...FAST. The Hobo and I ski down the train. The Polar Express was about to go into the tunnel. Hobo: This is it! When I say jump, you jump! Me: W-What? *Near the top of the tunnel* Oh, CHRIST! *Jumps into the inside of the front locomotive...unharmed* Me: Ouch...my head. *Notices Sakura* Sakura? Sakura: Oh, hey CDA! Why'd you come here? =) Me: W-Why: Sakura, I'm here to give you this: the ticket you needed! Why else? =) Sakura: Oh, THX, Carbon! You're the best like Naruto! ^_^ Me: Will welcome, and...Why are you on the driver's seat? Sakura: They put me in charge! They're trying to replace the light bulb! Driver: Got it yet? Engineer: No, I'm trying to! >=( The driver and the engineer put Sakura in charge while they tried to replace the light bulb after they remove the burnt-out one. Engineer: *Got the new bulb on* I got it! ^_^ Driver: Nice job, M8! maybe we can be friends someday! =) / *Notices something in the distance: What in the name of Tennesse? OH-NO! STOP THE TRAIN! STOP THE TRAIN!!! =O Me: What's he sayin'? Sakura: They want us to stop this train? Me: Which one's the brake?! Sakura: It's the red one with the white dot! =/ Me: Okay. *Presses the brake button* The Polar Express was stopping near...The large population of...Caribous. Driver: It's stopping! It's stopping! That's my kids! =) Engineer: Oh-No! We're gonna hit the--!!! Caribous? They were caribous everywhere. Conductor: What in the name of Mike is going on here? >=( / CARIBOUS? Hmm. There's gotta be the way to pass those critterz. Me: How can we do with those caribous? Sakura: I know! The horn! =D Sakura horns and horns. It had communicated the caribous, and they made our way. Conductor: Hmm. problem solved. I wonder who's doing the horn. =) The conductor comes into the locomotive, and notices me. Conductor: CDA, how did you come here? =| Me: I got the unpunched ticket for Sakura! =D Conductor: Good. Very good, Carbo. I knew you help people. =) The conductor punches and punches the ticket. The ticket has the L and the E. Conductor: Thank you. Now let's go back to the car where you've been. The Polar Express (the Acela Express locomotive #2037) went around and around all the way to the top of the mountain to the long bridge. Conductor: Watch you step. Watch your step. I nearly slipped. Conductor: Whoa, watch your step like I said, kid. LOL. Me: God, I almost fell off the train. =/ Sakura: You should be more careful, FTW. =) The train was at the middle of bridge, and we saw stars and beautiful lights. At the last car, Me, Sakura and Konohamaru look at the sky. Sakura saw something cool. Sakura: Wow, what's that in the distance? Conductor: *Arrives* In the distance: It's...The North Pole! =) Me, Sakura and Konohamaru: YAY!!!!! ^_^ The train had almost reached the North Pole in about exactly 6 minutes. We went back to the car we were at. Hinata: Hello, welcome. Naruto: Hi, CDA, Sakura chan and Kono. Haven't seen y'all all night. WALL-E: (It's been about 1 or 2 hours. I don't know...) =) Sasuke: We went down the hill, and it was so cool! =D Naruto: Gosh, I felt dizzy, and i used the barf bag. Tenten: You're sick, Naruto. =P Naruto: Sorry, Ten. =P M-O: I'm so excited!!! ^_^ Me: Me too. =) EVE: I can't wait to see "Spice World" on DVD if I have it! Me: And I can't wait to play and play with a remote-controlled John Deere tractor if I have it! At the North Pole, the train transport us into the Elves' town, and we saw lots of elves. Konohamaru: WOW! ELVES! =D The train stops, and we get off and line up to see Santa, but except for Konohamaru because he didn't got his ticket passed. Sasuke: Santa! 4X Me: Wait a minute, conductor. What about that kid in the last car? Conductor: No one is aquired to see Santa unless their tickets are passed. =| Sakura: Come on. Naruto: *In his head* I wonder what they're up to. Sakura and I went into the last train car to get Kono. Without caution, I accidentally stepped on the uncouple lever. Me: Konohamaru, you can't stay here by yourself. That's lonlieness. Sakura: He's right. You should come with us. =| Konohamaru: YAY!!! =D Without warning, the uncoupled car becomes a runaway car, sliding through the town. Sakura: It's going faster! GET THE BRAKE!!! =O =O =O =O =O =O =O =O =O Konohamaru: WHERE's THE BRAKE???!!! Hobo: Hey, CDA. Let's have a "Brake", huh? Kid? LOL! XD Me: That's the brake! The wheel! =| I founded the brake which is the wheel, I turned and turned the wheels hard as I can. The Polar Express' last car doesn't slow down. It was about to hit against the bumper. Me: Oh, crap! We're gonna crash! DX THe car had hit against the bumper. THUMP! Me: Are you guys okay? =| Sakura: Yeah, I'm fine. =| Konohamaru: Me, too. *Sandstorm by Darude plays* We just heard the "Silver Bells" song from the tunnel. Konohamaru: What's this song coming from? Sakura: It's coming from that tunnel! =) Me: Well, let's go then! >=) We go into the tunnel without slipping. Me, Sakura and Konohamaru made it over the abyss, and we arrived at the Elves' town. I found something where the music was coming from: An iPod with subwoofers. Me: Hmm. That's where the music is coming from. =) We went to the Elves' work area, and we see the Elves use Mac computers and picking up and answering the phones. Sakura: Wow. Look at that. =) Me: Man, this is so d**n cool! =) Konohamaru: I wonder if there is my present! All I just want for Christmas is... A remote-controlled Ferrari Enzo! =D Elf #1: How many nice people? Elf #2 Everybody around the world, sir. Lots in Japan, France, Belarus, Russia, United States, Brazil, Canada, Australia, Poland, Israel, Eygpt, South Africa, etc. Elf #1: Very good. Suddenly, the alarm buzzes with red becons flash and flash because someone's naughty. Elf #3: We have only 1 naughty person, sir! Elf #1: Check who's naughty right away! Elf #3: Yessir! The Elf picks up the phone to hear her voice. The girl lied about doing the house cleaning by saying "Yes" because she doesn't want to do it because she spent too much time playing Xbox Live. Me: Looks like some girl is naughty. =| Sakura: We're nice. We see the Elves get onto the motorized airport-like carts to go somewhere. Konohamaru: We should go onto those vehicles. =) Sakura: Yeah, we should. Me: THis'll gonna be cool! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! =D =D =D =D =D We get onto the motorized cart, went to the cargo area without knowing where are we going. Sakura: What's this place? I noticed the present about get go all the way to Santa's bag. Me: Look! A present! =D Sakura: It's for...Konohamaru! Konohamaru: My name's Konohamaru! =) / Hooray! I got a present!!! ^_^ Me: I don't think you should not open it because it's not Christmas yet. Didn't you see the sign "Do Not Open 'Till Christnas"? =\ Konohamaru: Oh. I shouldn't open it yet. =P Sakura: Well, let's follow the arrows to get outta this place. Me: The slide! Here we go!!! =O =O We slide and slide all the way to the hole where presents go: Santa's bag. We fall through the hole on the presents. Me: Oh, f**k! =O *Lands on the big-@$$ load of kick-@$$ presents* Oh, nevermind... =) Sakura: *Lands on Me* Oof! Sorry, CDA... =| Konohamaru: *Lands on Sakura* Ouch! Me: Get offa Me, Kono! Sakura: My back! Ouch! >.< Me: Wow! Look at all this stuff! =D The presents are about to get wraped up in Santa's bag. Konohamaru: What's going on? Oh, fudge--Oops! =O Me: That was "Fudge". Konohamaru: Okay, Carbon. Still in Santa's bag, something was grabbing Konohamaru's foot. Konohamaru: Ack! Something's got me! =O Naruto: It's me! Me: WHo? Naruto: It's Naruto, BTW! =/ Sakura: Naruto? Why'd you come here? Naruto: I decided to follow you all. I was making sure I have EVERYTHING on my list: A Playstation 3 with LittleBigPlanet, some Disturbed CDs, etc. All I find are just...SOCKS! THEY SUCK! >=( Me: Calm down, "Orangy". You'll find out. Konohamaru: I can't wait 'till tomorrow morning! =D Sakura: Same here! =) Me: Same here, Bro. =) Naruto: Same here, Konohamaru, yo. =) Elf #4: Alright, no time to party here. Time to get down! Elf #2: Santa will wonder where you all are. =\ Naruto: Yeah, so? We come out from Santa's bag full of presents. Conductor: Welcome, Kono. Welcome, CDA. Santa's gonna wonder wwhere you were. Welcome, Sakura, and welcome, Naruto. We get into the crowd, meeting with everybody from the train car. EVE: Hey, guys. Nice to see you all here! =) This is the best event, right WALL-E? =) WALL-E: Eeeeeva (Yes, EVE). =D M-O: (WHere's Santa Claus?) \=| Choji: Man, I can't wait to get Gravity Boots! ROFL! =) Elf #5: Look! Santa's comingout of the door! =D The song "Ding Fries Are Done" plays for 10 seconds, but replaced by the song "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" performed by Bing Crosby and The Andrews Sisters. Suddenly...Santa Claus opens the doors and the crowd cheers and applauses. Me: OMG! It's Santa! =D Sakura: Hooray!!! I still can't wait to get the Bratz doll! ^_^ Me: Yeah, I also can't wait to get the remote-controlled John Deere tractor, FTW! ^_^ WALL-E: (Man, I can't wait to see "Hello Dolly" in good quality on DVD! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!) ^_^ M-O was behind the people's feet, unable to have a better view, except for WALL-E. M-O: Waaaaaa... (I can't see Santa.) =( Hinata: Here, let me get you up for a better view. M-O: (Now I can see Santa!!! W00T!!!) ^_^ Santa Claus gets on his sleigh, and now speaks into the wireless micrphone. Santa: Thank you, thank you. I'm your ol' pal Santa Claus! Now, who's going to be the first to get gifts? =) Me, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, WALL-E, EVE and M-O: I DO! I DO! I DO! =D Santa: Well, looks like you all are excited. How 'bout... *Points directly at Me with his bare hand in pleasure* You? =) Me: Yay. I'm FIRST!!! ^_^ Santa: Ladies and gentlemen, we have the first person! The crowd cheers and applauses. Naruto: Way to go, CDA! Way to go! =D EVE: LOL!!! XD Ino: How lucky he is! =) The 3 presidents, President-elect Obama and President Ahmadinejad and Former-president Castro was near the crowd. Obama: Nice event, isn't it, Mr. A? Ahmadinejad: Yes, it is, my friend.=) Castro: I had a wonderful Christmas when I was a little boy... Now, back at Santa's ceremony... Santa: What would you like for Christmas, CDA? Me: *Whispers into his ear* All I want is... A remote controlled John Deere 9520, and... My friends. Santa: Yes...I see. Nice choice, boy! =) Me: THX! A couple of picked persons later, including my best buds... Santa: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I gotta send the world some presents, including your hometowns! The crowd cheers and applauses. Santa: Well, folks, that is all. Thank you very much! Merry Christmas! =D Santa gets on his sleigh, and flys around over the crowd for a few seconds and teh way he goes...! Also, something falls on my head. It was a sliegh bell, fallen off due to weaknesses. Me: Ouch! What's that? *GASP* It's the bell! Naruto: Cool! Ring it! Shikamaru: Wait, he's thinking first! Konohamaru: Waht're you thinking about, Carby? =) Me: Shh! >_< I believe...I...Believe... *Rings bell, but it RINGS* I BELIEVE!!! 8D EVE: EXCELLENTEH, CDA! =D Conductor: This is the best Christmas event ever! It's time to go to your homes! EVE: You here that, guys. Home, baby! ^_^ A ticket passes later, we had tickets the later punched "Beleive", "Learn", "Lead", etc. Sasuke: Oh, yeah! We're coming home, baby! ^_^ Me: I STILL CAN'T WAIT!!! ^_^ WALL-E: Oh... (SAME HERE!!!) =D Kiba: Let me take a wild guess here... You're WALL-E, right? WALL-E: WAAAAAAAAAAAL-EEEE! Kiba: That's cool. =) Akamaru: Bark bark! =) Naruto: I still can't wait to play LittleBigPlanet on PS3!!! Me: That's 4 hours away from our hometown, Naruto. Naruto: Oh. 4 hours? That's a long time. EVE: Well, at least you have to be patient, Naruto. =| Sakura: My very own Bratz doll, here I come!!! =D Hinata: Boy, you're excited, Sakura. Rock Lee: Man, I just can't wait to get that Bruce Lee movie "Enter The Dragon" on Blu-Ray! Also, a Jackie Chan movies "Rush Hour" series! And so, The Polar Express made all of us home. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, WALL-E, EVE, M-O and I were the last passengers to get off the train. Conductor: Thanks for visiting. Merry Christmas, kids. =) Naruto: You too. Merry Christmas! WALL-E: (Bye! Be careful!) =) Sakura: See ya next year, conductor! Me: Merry Christmas!!! =D Sasuke: I hope you have a nice holidays!!! *To our buds* Bye, see ya @ school in January! Gaara: You too, Sasuke! =) Tenten: Merry Christmas! See you all in January! EVE: Bye! M-O: (See you in January, too! Merry X-MAS!!!) It was 4:30 AM, about exactly 1 hour before daytime. We got up adn began opening presents. Naruto: *Opens the present* OMFG!!!!!!!! LITTLEBIGPLANET AND DA PS3!!! YAY!!!!!!! THX SANTA!!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ Sasuke: *Opens the present* WHAT?! Socks?! THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED! D=< Me: Calm down, Sasuke. There's the other present for you. Sasuke: *Calms down* Oh, um... Really? Let's see... *Opens the present* YES! I GOT A KODAK DIGITAL CAMERA!!! YAY!!! ^_^ EVE: *Giggles* Sakura: *Giggles, too* Me: *Opens the present* AWESOME! An RC John Deere 9520 tractor! Yes. That's what I wanted. THX, Santy Claus! EVE: *Opens the present* Oh, yes. A "Spice World" DVD. Best moment of my life. ^_^ WALL-E: Eeeeeeeeeeeva. (Best moment of my life so FAR...) =D M-O: *Opens the present* GR8! A Dustbuster I wanted! W00T!!! ^_^ Sakura: *Opens the present, gasps happily* My very own Bratz doll. This is a best Christmas ever! =) WALL-E: *Opens the present* (YAY!!!!!! "HELLO, DOLLY" ON DVD!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!) ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ WAAAAAAAAL-E!!!! (WALL-E, FTW!!! LOLOLOLOL ROFL!!!) =) =) =) Me, espically Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, WALL-E, EVE and M-O: THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVAH!!!! ^_^ *Begins singing* We Wish You Merry Christmas (3X) And...A...Happy...New Year!!! ^_^ EVE: Merry Christmas, friends of ours! =) *Queen's "We Are The Champions" plays as the happy ending theme* After... *Puff Daddy's "I'll Be Missing You" plays (just like that song, anyway...)* After... *Gorillaz' "Feel Good Inc." plays* After... *Chairlift's "Bruises" plays (it's from the new iPod Nano commercial)* THE END. W000000000000000000000000000000000T!!!!!!! Holy f**king s**t! All done by Carbon Dioxide Addict (CDA) Monday, December 15 to Tuesday, December 16, 2008 -=-==--0-=-=---=-0-=0=-0-=0-0=9934t34=2-05 >ROFLMAOPIMP!<